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Monday, November 24, 2014

Pariwar Ki Jabardast Chudai Kahani

Randeep Ne Apni Patni, Do Saaliyon Aur Bhabhi Ki Jabardast Chudai Ki.
Namaste Umeed hai aap sab theek hi hongay. Yeh ek esi dastaan hai hai jisay aab sun ka jab bhi chudai karengain meri baatein aap ko yaad aengi. Mera naam randeep hain aur mein shaadi shuda hu aur mere 3 bache bhi hai. Meri biwi ka naam karishma hai. Mein apni biwi ko bohet pyaar karta hu aur hamari chudai ki jindagi achi guzar rahi hai.

Asal tofaan humari chudai ki jindagi mein tab aya jab mere saaley ki shaadi hui. Bhabhi poornima Ufffff kya pataka thi jo bhi dekhtha to pagal hojata tah. Ab kahani ki taraf ata hun. Main ne jab say poornima bhabhi ko dekhta tah to mera lund har waqt us hi ko dhoondta but mera man darta tah. Ek din esa hua ka main apnay susraal gaya hua tah patni aur bacho ke saath ghar main meri 2 saalian abhi kanwaari hai saksha aur anuradha.

Dono achi shakal aur soorat ki thi but un kay figgurres yaar kia kamaal thy.

Hua kuch yun ka main susraat main tah raat ruka. Sardion ki raatain sunsaan or khamoshi uper say hamaray kamray ke bistar choon choon ki awazain nikal raha. Full speed mein many apni patni ki chudai ki.

Pehley to karishma nahi maan ke saath walay kamray main saksha aur anuradha so rahi hai mama aur papa doosrey kamray main hai. Woh jaag jaingay. But main nahi mana mainy usy kaha ka hum chudai nahi karaingay sirf pyaar karaingay aur meri patni maan gayi aur main us say lipat gia aur choomna shuru kardiya woh bhi mujh say lipat gayi aur mujhay pyaar karnay lagi. Main ne socha loha garam ho raha hai. So usky b#obs dabay aur nipals choosna shuru kardiya woh bhi mast ho kay mere seenay ko choosnay lagi mainay us ke saarey kapray uttar diye aur fir use choomnay lag gia. Hoth, Neck, Chahti aur nevl fir puussy. kya batao yaaro ek dum chikni choot thi ek bhi baal nahi the. Mere moun say fir awaaj nikli wah kya naseeb hai tera randeep.

Aur main ne tangay khol ka us ki phuddi pay pyaar karnay lag gia. Aur meri pani ahain bharnay lag gayi aaaahhh aaaaaahhhhhh. Aaahhhhhhhh aaahhhhhh. Main continuous dany ko choos raha tah woh mere sir ko pakar kay baal khenchnay lagi aur maja laynay lagi is sary mamly ko taqreeban 40 min ho chukay thy but mainy abhi tak phuddi main ungli ek dafa bhi nhai daali thi bus dana choos choos aur chaba chaba ka nipal jitna kardia tah aur woh machal machal ka dischaarggge hony lagi main jaysay hi mehsoo kiya ka woh disssschaaarge ho rahi hai mainy phuddi k lab kholy aur apni jubaan say clit ko liccckkkk kartay huae poocha.

"Kitna lamba lund layna hai meri jaan nay. Meri patni tarapti hui boli jaan 12" lamba aur 3"mota. Aur josh main uth kay merey uper aa gayi aur merey lorey ko choosnay lag gayi aur apni phuddi mere moun pay rakh ka choosnay lagi. Main bhi mast ho kay choosnay laga jesi karishma mujhay kehne lagi mujhay ice cream khani hain. Main hans para pehle chudai to karwa lo. Boli nahi fridge main hay nikal ka lao. Main foran dhoti daal ka kitchen main gia aur jaysay fridge khola to waha ice cream aur woh bhi feast. Mainy 2 feast utai aur wapis mura. Jaysay hi mura to meri nazar sabzi wali baskit pay pari us main moty moty 4-5 kheerey ke plastic paray nazar means decoration set mujhay shararat shoji main ne utha liya. Kamray main aa kay andheray ka fiada uthaty hue dono feast us key pait pay rakhi aur 2 kheerey takiya ke neechey rakh dia aur lyt gia tab tak mera lund thora dheela ho giya tah aur us ko top pay ice cream aya hua tah karishma ny feast kholi aur chak kar mere seenay se lipat gayi aur choosnay lagi saath saath ice cream se laga laga kay khanay lagi fir ek niwala chaka aur neeche ho kay mera lund choosnay lagi.

Main fir bola jaani meri feast pighal rahi hai mere upar ao woh apni phuddi meray mouh ki taraf ly aayi dosot main ne poori feast uski phuddi main daal ka choosnay laga aur jab tak woh saari feast mainy khai nahi. Main bola jaanu meri feast pighal rahi hai merey uper aao woh phuddi mery moun ki taraf ly aayi dosto mainy poori ki poori feast uski phuddi main daal kay choosnay laga aur jab tak woh saari feast mainy khai nahi mainy karishma ko uthny nahi dia is doraan karishma fir choot gai thi ab karishma madhosh bhi horahi thi main smajh gia kay full mood main hai mainy fir poocha kay jaanu kia size lyna hai boli 3" mota aur 12" lamba. Main ek plastic ka khera nikala aur uske phuddi kay moun by dabaya to woh aahain bharnay lagi mainy thora sa andar kia to boli yah kia hai main us ka haat pakar kay plastic ka kheeray pay rakha aur uth kay us ke upar aagiya aur lora moun main daal dia. Pehle to karishma dar gai leken phuddi kay haaton majboor ho kay kheerey sey chudai karnay lagi.

Almost 1.5 ghantey ho chuky thy is khel ko mainy kheera phuddi say nikala aur phuddi kay uper aa kay apna lund phuddi pay rakha. Boss kia batao aapko thandi tareen phuddi aur garam lohay jesa lund.

Main karishma pay jhukta gia aur karishma apni taangon ko mary kamar ka gird tight karti gayi aur mera poora ka poora lund karishma main uter gia. Lo buss fir kia tha main shuru hua ahista ahista chodna. Bistar ki awazain shuru hui but main nahi rukha koi 20-25 min ki chudai kay baad jab mera paani nikalnay laga to main lund nikal lia aur sans lyny laga fir mainy karishma ko ghori banaya aur us ko kaha apni dono tango ko knees samait jor lo aur apni chahti knees ke saath laga lo bus is position main phuddi bilkul bahir ki taraf aur bilkul band ho jaati hai mainy phuddi kay uper thook laga kay doosra kheera ek dum sary ka sara daal dia aur gand main ungli dalny laga karishma fir mazy lene lagi koi 2 min ke baad main uper utha ghori bani hui karishma kay uper ghora ban kar char gia aur chodnay laga apnay pairon say karishma ke knees apas main jor dee aur dhara dhar chodnay laga aur woh mazy layny lagi koi 20-25 min ka jhatko ke baad karishma ek dum masti main boli "O meray janeman" aur main taiz chodnay lag aur ek jor daar pichkaari uski phuddi mainn nikal di aur us ke upar lam lait ho gia. Koi adhey ghantey sans layny ke baad karishma uthi aur baathrum chali gai abhi karishma ne showwer khola hi hoga humary kamray ka darwaja khatka. Main utha aur apni dhoti utha kay darwajay py gia to Saksha ki awaj aai kay didi agar farig ho gai ho to mein kamray mein ajaun main ne ek dum darwaja khola aur nanga hi samny agaya aur bola main ajao?
Mein Ne Bola Ajao, Jesi Woh andar ayi To woh ek dum dar gai aur phati hoi aankho say mery lund ko dekhne lagi q k unkay kamray ka night balb chal raha tah mainy us ke mammy ko dabaya aur poocha layna hai? To woh sharma ka wapis bhag gai main fir wapis aa kay layt gia. Karishma ai aur bistar par layt gai main utha heather jalaya aur bathhrum chala gia dono kamron ka ek hi baathrum hy to is lia mujhay asaani bhi hui Saksha aur Anuradha ke kamray ki light jal rahi thi main Saksha kay bary main soch kay muth marny laga aur mera lund fir tan gia main apni masti main aankhain band kia muth maar raha tah ke Anurada baathrum main ai jaysay hi us ki najar mere lund pay pari to foran wapis ho gayi.Main utha aur apni dhoti utha kay darwajay pay gia to Anuradha ki awaj aai kay didi agar farig ho gai ho to kamray main ajao mainy fir ek dum darwaja  khola aur nanga he samny agaya aur bola main ajao?

Main bhi dar gia lo g apno dono behno nay mujhay nanga dekh liya agar dono main say kisi nay baat open ki to bohet bura hojayega hairat ki baat kay subah sb kuch normal tah. Subah jab meri aankh khuli to Sakshi apni chacha ke taraf gai hui thi aur 12 baj chuky thy bahir dekha to Anuradha ghar ki safai kar rahi thi usko awaj di kay mujhay paani do woh boli abhi aai But woh nahi aai. Pani ly ke bhabhi Poornima aayi. Jab woh aai to us waqt mera lund phir akarny lag gia. Meri ek adat hai ke garmi ho ya sardi main bunyaan tak utaar kay sota hun. Main bytha pani pee raha tha aur bhabhi mere paas hi bayth gai aur poochnay lagi ka aap nashta kiya karogay. Mainy smile dy ke kaha kay jo mangon mil jaye ga ? aur gour se us ke chahti ko dekhne laga. Woh mera eshara smajh gayi aur muskara kar boli "dinner se pait nahi bhara" main bara hairaan hua kay usay kesey pata us ka kamra to uper 1st flr py hai. Main bola ke ek he tarha ka khana kha kha kay tabiyat bhai gai ab jara change mangta hai dil. Woh muskaratay hui uthi aur jany lagi. Jaty jaty us ne peeche murr kay dekha aur kaha ka aaj aapko new dinner mil jayega. Yeh keh kar chali gai. Yeh keh ka chali gai aur main khushi say pagal ho gia. Khair kuch dair baad woh chai lai aur boli ka raat karishma kay sonay ke baad aap drawing room main ajana. Mainy poocha ka tumhara pati uska kia karogi to woh boli aap fikar na karo un ka intezaam mery paas hai aap aaj raat ka khana ghar main mat khana. Main smajh gaya kay is ny khany main kuch milana hai. But kismat ki karni aysi kay shaam ke waqt chacha sab pariwaar ka saath aagay aur khana maa nay khud banaya aur mujhay bhi kaha kay khana ghar hee khana. So dinner kia bohet hi mazydaar khanai tha khany ke baad usy sms kia kay mere paas ek aur hal hai us ne poocha kya? Mein ne kaha tum coffee banao? Oh! yeh to acha idea hai. So main ne sab say poocha ka kaun kaun coffee peeye ga anuradha ne kaha main banati hu to karishma boli nahi tum randeep ko banane do woh coffee bohet achi banata hain. Aur baat bhi sahi. Kher main coffee banany lag gia aur chacha ki family jany keliye ready ho gayi. Unke janay ke baad hum sab ne coffee pee. Bhabhi ne nahi pee kher raat hogai aur main bahir chala gia medical store sey vvaaigara li doted cconeedem lia aur lund sun karnay wali cream. 12 bajay ghar aya aur to unexpectedly gate Saksha ne khol. Main hairaan hua but usy show nahi karwaya but who bohet sundar lag rahi thi. Laal kapro aur geele baal jaisay abhi nahai ho. Khair main washrum gia chars ka ek cigrat peeya sakoon karnay ke baad main neeche kamray main aya aur dekha ka Bhabhi ke bachay sab sakoon say so rahy hai saath kamray main najar marni chahi to uska darwaja lock. Khair washruum gia hajat kee lund pay cream lagai dhoti pehni aur bahir aagaya kay vvviagra khai aur bistar pay lait ka ka bhabhi ka wait karnay laga. 30 min baad mujhay ese laga ke sehan main koi hai. Leken koi aur tah aur fir bhabhi ka sms aya drawing rum mein ajao dinner tyaar hain. Main utha aur seedha drawing rum main chala gia waha bohet andhera tah aur darwaja band. Mainy halki awaaj mein poocha kaha ho to halki si awaj main jawab aya ke zameen py gada beecha hua hai.

Fir main na apni dhoti kholdi aur gady ke paas aa kay uper betha aur woh kambal main thi main na kambal utha ka under gusa aur feel kia ke bhabhi to nangi hai mainy usy hug kia aur usy chooma shuru kardiya. Us ka jism thand tha aur mera tap raha tah Mein ne poocha tumhara pati kaha us ne foran mere kaan mein ek bitte di aur kaha main bhabhi nahi hu Saksha hu. Mein heraan pareshaan hogaya. Main ne kaha tum yaha q woh bholi kay aap mujhay pyaar karna chahtey ho aur main to aap ko tab pasand karti hun jab aap karishma didi ko chodnay aty thy mein muskuraya aur usey ek hugg diya. Main ne usko choomna shuru kardiya aur us ke chahti ko dabana aur fir choosna shuru kardiya. Chahti choosty choosty main neeche ata gia aur uski phuddi pa ek choomi di. Aur fir chatney laga woh madhosh hogayi aur awaaj nikalne lagi Aaaaahahhhhhhhhh. Main ne uski tangay kholi aur uski phuddi ko chatnay lag gia main ne apni ungli us ki phuddi main daali to woh mazay se kahrany lagi aaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaa boli bhai daalo na mein ne kaha kyu nahi woh pehle bhi chudwa chuki hai mainy poocha ke pehle tum ne kisss se chudwaya tah to boli apko kia masla hai aap apni chudai karo yah mat poocho. Mujhay bohet gussa aya mainy kaha kay mainy tumko nai chodna jao to woh parishaan hogayi aur minatain karne lagi fir mein ne kaha pehle batao. Woh boli mera ek bf tah us ne mujhay do baar choda tah aur Anuradha ne bhi.

Mera to demaag hi kharab hogia ka woh esa karsakti hai. Fir mainy apna dimag set rakha aur apna lund us ke moun mai dia aur khud uski phuddi chatny lag gia. Saksha jazbaat main aa kar lund choos rahi thi aur dana chuswa rahi thi ka achanak woh uthi aur boli ka ab daal do naaa mainy us ko ghori banaya aur ek he jorrr daar jhatky main us ki phuddi main apna 8 inch ka lund dia woh buhat jor se chilaaai aur boli kuttay araam say mainy apnay hatho sy us ka bazoo pakray aur chudai shuru kardi mainy vviiaagra khai hui thi so main rukha nahi. 30-45 min hi chudai ke baad woh behosh hogai but main nahi ruka aur chodta raha mujhay smajh nahi aa raha tah ka main disatarge q nahi horaha. Chodty hue mujhay 1hr hogia tha mainy apna lund nikala aur uski gaand main lund daal dia. Itni jor say jhatka mara ke us ko hosh aagaya aur woh cheekhain marney lagi raat ke 2 bajay aur us ki cheekhain us ki gaand main say kuch garam garam nikalnay laga main smajh gaya ke shayad usnay motion kardiya but baad main pata chala ke us ki gaand say khoon nikla tah. Khair dobara mainy uski phuddi dobara marna shuru kardi. Aur fir poor taqat aur lambai say chodta raha aur finally us ke andar hi distarge ho gia. Abhi main distarge ho kay gady py gira he tha ke kisi ne meri tango ke darmiyaa mera lund pakar ke kaha waha zalim kia cheez hay yah aur choosnay lag gai. Main ne poocha kaun to boli ke dinner ka bandobast kiya hai main bhi dinner karungi. Main bola tum itni dair say room main he ho us ne kaha ha. Us ne galey laga aur mein ne chodna shuru kardiya uski phuddi bohet choti thi us ne kaha meray pati ka lund sirf 5 inch hai aur woh jaldi farig hojata hain. Khair us raat main ne Anuradha ko taqreeban 2-3 hrs choda aur wohi so gia. Subah jab utha to pata chala ka aaj karishma apnay chacha ki taraf gai hui hai aur Saksha ai aur boli apny breakfast karna hai main ne us ko pakar kay apnay uper gira lia aur bola kay tumhain khana hai. Woh boli abhi nahi raat ko. Main hairaan hua kay pura ghar hi chuai py laga hua hain.Khair us ka baad woh Is ke baad Bhabhi,Patni, Aur Saaliyon ko rangy haton pakra usy apnay chacha say chudwaty hue the mainy apni patni ko talaak dy di aur apnay bachay lay ke hamesha ke lia Mumbai chala gaya.

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