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Friday, April 18, 2014

Bachay Ki Sehat Adult Funny Sms

Bachay Ki Sehat Keliye

Zaroori Hai Bachay Ko "Maa Ka Doodh"

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Bachay Kay Baap Ki Sehat Keliye Zaroori Hai

Bachey Ki

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"Maa Ki Choot"


Plz Forward Karna Adult ASCII Funny Sms

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Jaani Chod Kar Aagay Forward Kardena...

Lady In Bus Funny Adult Sms

Lady In Bus: Aap Ka Kuch Touch Ho Raha Hai

Larka: Oh! Woh Meri Salary Hai, Pocket Mein!

Lady: Madarchod Teri Salary 5 Minute Mein 3 Gunah Kesay Barh Gaye...



Thursday, April 17, 2014

Larki To Doctor Adult Funny Sms

Larki To Doctor:

Bacha Do Din Say Doodh Nahi Pee Raha.

Doctor Ney Brazier Mein Haath Dala Aur Kafi Der Masal Kay Bola.

Doodh Hi Nahi Hain.

Larki: Main To Is Ki Bua Hun...

Siti Ki Awaz Adult Funny Sms

Beti Mom Say: Jab Mein Susu Karti Hun To Siti Ki Awaz Aati Hai Par Aap Ki Nahi Aati Kyun?

Mom : Arey Beta Siti To Meray Bhi Aaati Thi Leken Tere Baap Ne Baja Baja Kar Kharab Kardi...



Yeh Mera Munna Tah Adult Funny Sms

Suhaaraat Kay Baad Biwi :  Yeh Jo Tumnay Andar Ghusaya Woh Kya Tah?

Pati: Yeh Mera Munna Tah.

Biwi: Isay Bahar Hi Khelaya Karo,

Andar Garmi Mein Ulti Karta Hai...


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