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Sunday, April 20, 2014

Aurat Kay 3 Karishmay Funny Adult Sms

Aurat Kay 3 Karishmay!

1. Baghair Ghaas Khaye Aram Say Doodh Deit Hain.

2. Baghar Daanton Kay Kaccha Ghost Khaati Hain.

Aur

3. Baghari Lund Kay Mard Ki Gaand Phaarh Deti Hain...



Gaandoo Kahan Hai Funny Adult Sms

Naukar: Sahab Aap Kay Kisi Khaas Dost Ka Phone Aya Tah.

Sahab: Tujhe Kesay Pata Kay Woh Mera Khaas Dost Hai?

Naukar: Woh Pooch Raha Tah Gaandoo Kahan Hai?




Pehle Doodh Pilana Funny Adult Sms

Dulhan Apnay Kamray Mein Ati Hai Brazer Utaarnay Lagi.

Dulha: Yeh Kiya Kar Rahi Ho?

Dulhan: Maa Ne Kahan Tah Dulha Jesay Hi Kamray May Aaye Sab Say Pehle Doodh Pilana....:D



Mein Cigratte Nahi Peeti Funny Adult Sms

Ek Ladka Ka Lund Bohet Chota Tah Aur Patla Tah

Woh Apni Mehbooba Ko Andheray Mein Le Gaya Aur

Us Kay Haath Mein Pakrhta Diya

Mehbooba Boli: Sorry Jaanu Mein Cigratte Nahi Peeti...



Sardar Ki Payment Funny Adult Sms

Ek Ladki Bin Chudai Kiye Sardar Say Paisay Le Kay Bhag Gayi Sardar Ne Newspaper Mein Ad diya

Ek Ladki

Height 5 ft

Rang Gora

Naam Geeta

Jisey mile Chod Dey Payment Ho Chuki Hai...

Biwi Bathroom Mein Funny Adult Sms

Shaadi Kay Baad Biwi Bathroom Say:

Darling Yeh Bottle Mein White Color Ka Kya Hai?

Husband: Jaan-e-Mann Yeh Woh Bache Hain,

Jinko Maa Ka Pyaar Nahi Mil Saka.






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