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Saturday, April 25, 2015

Meri Pyaari Behan Ki Desi Hindi Kahani

Suresh Ne Apni Pyaari Behan Nisha Ki Mast Chudai Ki.
Hi mera naam Suresh hain aur meri umar 21 saal hain aur main lucknow ka rehna wala hun. Mere pariwaar main 3 bhai, 1 behan aur maa aur papa hain. Main bhaiyon main sab bara hun. Meri behan ki umar 18, aur do jo bhai hain us main say ek ki umar 13 aur chotey sab say chotey walay bhai ki 8 saal hain. Mere parentts garments shop chalatay hain. Hamara business jiyada bara nahi hain bus yeh hain ghar ka khana pani chal jata hain. Main graduation karaha hun. Meri behan ne recently 12th standard pass kiya hain.

Mujhay bachpan say chudai karne ka shok tah jab main 5th main tab say main masttturbbaation karta ah. Jab bhi kisi nangi ladki ki pic dekhta to apna maal paani nikal daita tah. Yeh kaam main din main 2-3 baar jarur karta tah. Yeh isliye kyu kay main ne kabhi kisi ladki ko aaj tak choda nahi kyu kay main ne kabhi koi ladki patai nahi. Main sharmila bhi bohet hun to main kabhi kisi ladki ke kareeb nahi aya. Agar main kabhi kisi ladki ko dekhta bhi tah to muth maar liya karta tah.

Yeh thi ab tak ki beeti jindagi meri. Fir meri jindagi mein ek nya modh aya. Mere sundar behan Nisha. Woh itni khoobsurat hain kay gali main sab ladkay us ko esa dekhta hain kay bus kya hojaye. Woh itni sundar hain kay bus kya bataun. Main ne kabhi apni behan ko buray najar say nahi dekha. Kyu ke behan sa kabhi woh feellings teh hi nahi. Aur mere say choti thi to us ko hamesha behan ka pyaar hi deta tah.  Na jaaney kab woh badi hui ek dum say itne us mein changes aa gayi ki kya batau dosto, woh jawaani mein aa chuki thi jo ki ab bohet khoobsurat lagnay lagi thi. Gadraya jism hogaya tah woh ek dum mast ladki hogayi thi aur kyu nahi khoobsurat lagay aakhir woh 19 saal ki jo hogayi thi.

Woh mujhay bhaijan kehti hain kyu main us bada jo hun. Aap soch rahe hoge kay main ne abhi uske fig ke baare mein nahi bataya don't worry abhi aagay kahani hai us mein pata chal hi jayega. Kyu abhi tak ek safar mein maine bhi uske fig ke baare mein notice bhi nahi kiya tah. Kyuki ushe main hamesha behan ki najar say dekhta tah, behan bhai ka rishta bohet hi saaf hota hain aur yeh aaj ke jamanay main kehna mushkil hogaya hain. Ab main apni kahani ke baarey main batata hun. Mera ghar jiyada bada nahi hain, do kamray ek kittchen ek bathrum aur washum hain. Bathrm mein koi darwaja nahi hain usmein ek parda pada hua hain. Jab meri maa aur sis nahati to parda daal leti thi. Ekd in meri sis nah rahi thi parda daalkar uske hi theek saamne rum hain. Main rum se nikal hi raha tah ki bathrum ka thoda sa parda hawe se thoda uth gaya jiski meri ek halki si jhalak bathrum main padi peeth ka hissa meri taraf tah. Uski mujhay moti ek dum chikni gori gaand dikh gayi.

Kya mast ubri hui gaand thi yaar bhigi bhigi si. Yaar main us jhalak ko aaj tak nahi bhul paunga. Ek do din mere dimaag mein seen mere aankhon ke saamnay nachta raha. Fir main ignore karney laga kyu kay behan smajh kar ignore karna chaha but chah kar bhi bhula nahi paya. Kuch din beete ki main ek din ghar par tah meri subah der tak sone ki aadat hain woh rum me aayi aur jhadhu lagni lagi main bus neend say uth kar bistar par ainvi leta hua tah meri sis kehne lagi bhai utho 10 bajh gaye hain. Main ne kaha haa uthta hu abhi aur leta reha, jab jhadhu lagatey waqt jhuki to us motey gol chuchiya dikhne lagi main ek tak uski chuchi ko dekhne laga usne mujhay dekha nahi fir woh meri taraf dekha to use kuch laga ki main kuch dekh raha tah to usne apna dupatte se apne sine ko dhakne lagi. Main ne uski chuchiyon ka seen soch kar muth mar di bistar pe hi. Uthkar nah dhokar baap ki dukaan chala gaya waha bhi main din har apni behan kay chuchiyon ke baarey mein soch raha tah aur bhul nahi saka. Gol gol gore gore chuchiyan yaad ati rahi fir main ne dukaan ka counter ke neeche muth mar di.

Lucknow main mera ghar thoda outside area hai jis wajhay say raat main garmiyon mein aksar bijli chali jaati hain. To hum gharmiyon mein aksar chatt par mat bicha kar sothe the ghar chota hone ki chhat bhi jiyada bada nahi tah. Kareeb aaj se 2 saal pehle ki baat hain. Ek din garmiyon mein light 6 bajay shaam ko chali gayi to sab log hum chatt par sone mat bichayi. Mumy aur papa ek saath chatayi par let jaate aur hum teen do chote bhai ek saath side mein mat jakar let jaate the. Meri alag let ti thi Chhat chhoti hone wajah hamay kuch adjust karke mat bichana padhta tah. Kuch yun ke mere pair mein sis ke saamne aate teh. Ek din ki baat hain meri sis bhari neend mein so rahi thi. Ek din kuch yu hua kay meri sis bhi shalwar suit hi pehni thi woh bhi bilkul fiting jis mein uske mote gaand shape bani rehti thi chahti gol ubar aur bhi chaar chaand lagate teh. Fir us raat woh cotton ka halka ka suit pehne hui thi pheeth ke baad sidhi leti thi taange khol kar mujhay raat mein neend nahi aarahi thi main mutne gaya bathrum se hokar aya meri gehri neend mein soyi hui uske chuchiyan ko dekh kar mera lund tan gaya

Main fir aakar let gaya aur mere man main bus meri behan hi dhikayi de rahi thi. Fir main ne apna pair uski jaagh par rakh darte hue. Aur yeh bhi socha ki agar meri behan jaag bhi jayegi to use lagega ki mera pair uske upar aagaya fir yeh sochte hue main ne pair rakha mulayam jaangho par jese mera pair padh bohet acha laga fir mein ne apna per uske choot ke upar rakha yeh mera pehle touch tah meri behan keliye jese hi main ne apni sis ki choot par apna per kar anguthe le gaya ek dum se mere jism mein aag si lagayi aur mein poori raat majay leta raha.

Fir ek din esa hua ke ushi tarha woh jarhu de rahi thi main sote hue utha aur uski chuchiyan dekhne laga achanak us ki najar parhi aur woh kehne lagi bhai kya dekh rahe ho main ne kaha kuch nahi bus yuhi fir woh boli ke bus dekhte rahogay yah kuch aur bhi karogay jab main ne yeh suna to main shock hogaya yeh kya main ne kabhi socha bhi nahi tah kay meri behan esa kahegi fir jab main ne dekha ghar mein koi nahi hain to main ne usko pakar kar apne bistar par lita diya aur choomnay laga us ne apna dupatta durr pekh diya aur kaha bhai jaan aur choomo mujhay main piyaasi hui chudai ki.

Fir main ne uski kameez utaar di kya bataun black color ka brraa pehen ke kya lag rahi thi fir main ne woh bhi utaar diya jab main ne utaara to main to pagal hogaya woh goray goray chuchiyan aur brown niiplee ko dekh ke mera lund tan gaya main ne apna muh rakha aur doodh peena shuru kardiya main to esa lag raha tah jese bacha doodh pee raha ho uff kya taste tah fir main ne shalwar utaar di uski gulaab choot dekh ke main pagal hogaya main ne bhi apna kapray uttar diye mere lund ka size 9 inch aur 4 inch mota tah woh dekh ke pagal hogayi aur kaha bhai itna bara main ne kaha haa leken maja bohet ayega jis par woh boli bhai jaan to rukh kyu rahe ho karo na. Fir main ne sirf 4 inch hi dala to woh cheeekne lagi aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh bhaaaaaaai nikaaaaaaaalooooooo main mar rahi hun aur thoda khoon nikalna shuru hogaya woh roh rahi thi leken main ne sahara diya aur kaha shuru main hota hain fir maja ata hain woh fir raazi hogayi aur main ne 20 min tak ahista ahista karta raha fir main ne tezi pakar li woh to pagal hogayi aur majay lene lagi aur main bhi majay lene laga aur woh awajein nikalnay lagi aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm. Fir 30 min chodney kay baad main ne apna maal pani us kay choot main bhar diya.

Kuch din baad woh maa bangayi magar ghar walo ko nahi pata tah sirf mujhay pata tah main us ko hsospital lekar gaya aur bacha girwaya woh to nahi chah rahi thi magar aur koi option bhi nahi tah. Ab jab bhi maan karta hai to chod deta hun. India main yeh common hain behan bhai ki chudai.
To dosto yeh kahani kesi lagi umeed hain pasand ayi hogi. Namastey.

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