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Friday, July 18, 2014

Dost Ki Dost Ki Jabardast Chudai Kahani

Hi, mera naam raj hai, aur meri umar 22 saal hai aur mera lund 8inch hai meri gf shalu ki umar 20 saal hai aur hum ek doosray say bohet pyaar kartey hai pooja uski dost hai woh bhi bohet khoobsurat hai uskay chahti aur gand dono mast hai, pooja shalu ki best dost hai, mein aur shalu alag alag shehar mein rehta hai isliye hum sirf phone main hi baat kar paatey hai kabhi kabar hi mil paatey hai jab woh mere (apnay ghar) shehar mein aati hai yah fir jab main waha jata hun hum dono phone s#x karliya kartey hai jab bhi man karta hai, aur yeh baat usnay pooja ko bhi bata ke rakhi hai hum log phone chudai kartey hai..Ek baar mein bohet dino se shalu say mil nahi paa raha tah sirf phone mein baatein chal rahi thi usay beach pooja ko kuch kitaabon ki jaroorat padi to usnay mujh say kaha mein ne kaha mere pass kitaabein hai par kaha rakhi hai dhyaan nahi hai dhoondna padega to usnay kaha theek hai dhoondh lo fir call kar dena main lene aajaungi...

Fir main is baat ko bhool gaya. Fir ek mere ghar mein koi nahi tah to mai bf ki cd laga kar dekh raha tah achanak darwajay par bell baji main ne tv band karkay dekha pooja mere ghar aagayi aur mujh say kitaabein maangnay lagi main ne kaha ki dhoondh ke doonga usnay kaha tumne dhoond liya aur de diya chalo abhi dhoondo us din mere ghar mein koi nahi tah main ne kaha chalo saath mein dhoondte hai us nay kaha chalo hum dono dhoondne laga aur jab kamray mein gaye aur fir dhoondnay laga kitabon ki searching ke chakar mein kahi baar esa hua ke uske baday baday chahti mere haathon se takraye leken us ne dhyan nahi diya...

Kitaabein dhoond ke hum dono wapas haal mein agaye usnay poocha kab jaa rahe ho shalu say milnay main ne kaha abhi to kuch aur din nahi jaa sakta mujhay kaam hai to usnay pooch auar jindagi kesi chal rahi hai main ne kaha kaun si jindagi mein to ab ek hi kaam dhyaan mein rehta hai to usnay jhatkay se kaha kya chudai to main ne kaha haan yaar pehle to phon say kaam ho jata tah par ab to realy mein honey ke baad hi chain ayega main to pehle say hi garam tah main ne ussay kaha aur tera kya haal hai terey bf to yehi hai to usnay kaha hai to par hum log yeh sab kaam nahi kartey main ne majak say kahan kyu kya uskay pass nahi woh mujhay ghoortey hui boli esi baat nahi hai par hum log shaadi ke baad hi yeh sab karengay main bola haan yaar shaadi ke baad hi theek rehta hai.

Main ne usay esi hi keh diya yaar pata nahi aaj kal kaun sa bhoot jyada chudai karnay ka maan karta hai to usnay kaha control karo thoda bahot to sabhi lagta hai par sab to esi nahi boltey rehte na main ne kaha par mujhay aajkal bohet jyada man karta hai aur main abhi bahar jaa bhi nahi sakta to usnay kaha ki agar kisi caalgirl ke paas jaogay to woh to bewafai hogi main ne kaha waha to main jaonga bhi nahi to fir haat se kar liya karo uskey moohn se yeh baat sunkar main heraan ho gaya main ne kaha tujhay kesa pata ladkey haath se kartey hai usnay kaha kabhi kabhi meray bf ko jyada chudai karne ka man hota hai to main phone mein chudai ki baatey karti hun aur woh haath say kar leta hai main ne kaha par abhi kya karun to usnay kaha ki shalu ko phon lagao aur kaho ki prob hai fir tum haath se kar lena main ne kaha mein ne usay phon kiya tah par shayad woh colege mein hai. Fir mein ne kaha kya mein tumhay chod sakta hun to us nay bola yeh sab mein tumharay saath kese kart sakti hun mein to sirf tumhari ek achi dost hun main ne kaha yaar bohet jyada prob hai plz to usnay mana kardiya main ne kaha sirf tum shalwar utaat ke thodi der khadi ho jao tum yeh smajh lena kay kapray change kar rahi ho aur main tumhe dekh kar haath se kaam karloonga mera kaam bhi hojayega fir bhi usnay mana kardiya main uskay paad baith gaya aur uska haath pakad ke bola plz yaar baat smajh usnay kaha ki koi ayega to main ne kaha ki koi nahi ayega sab abhi abhi hi bahar gaye hai kareeb 2-3 hr ke baad hi ayenga woh meri haalat pay daya khatey hue boli mai sirf shalwar thoda neeche karoongi aur kurta thoda upar utaungi main ne kaha theek hai usnay kaha par mujhay choona bhi mat main nay kaha bilkul nahi choonga. Aur woh thodi door khadi hokar shalwar ka nada kholnay lagi aur kurtay to uthaney lagi uske jali wali whit brra aur pink chaddi kya lag rahi thi mera lund to tan se khada hogaya main ne kaha kya main yahi pey muth maar loon usnay kaha theek hai par mere saamnay nahi aur woh palat gayi uski mujhay gaand dekahi di to mera dimaag ke 12 hi baj gay par main ne kaha peeche se kya dekhoon tumharay peeche sirf chaddi hi dikh rahi hai upar ka saman to kuch dikh hi nahi raha usnay kaha theek hai main tumharey taraf mooh kar leti hu par man apna muh kurtey se dhak loongi main ne kaha theek hai usnay aisa hi kiya thodi der main ne haath chalatey hue kaha yaar maja nahi aaraha hai kuch hot baantey bhi to karo usnay kuch kehne ki koshish ki aur uskay muh se uska kurta neeche gir gaya aur usney mere haat mein mera lund dekh liya woh bhi thodi garam hogayi aur mujhsay boli par hot baatein main tumharey saath kese karoon main sirf apney bf ke saath karti hun main uskey paas aur uskay pait ko chootey hue bola ki abhi mujhay bhi apn bf smajh lo uskay pet chootey hi woh mujh say lipat gayi aur boli ki nahi plz mujhay kuch mat karna main yeh sab sirf tumhari prob keliye karahi hun main ne uskay galey ko choomtey hue kaha ki ab chod bhi yaar agar hum dono mein chudai hota bhi hai to koi galat nahi hum dono jawan hai fir usnay kaha ki leken main sab apnay bf ke saath hi karna chahti hun main ne kaha main bhi to shalu se bohet pyaar kara hu par aisey majboori hogayi hai kay itna kaha kar main ne fir chooma fir dheerey dheerey uskay chahti ko sehlana laga woh sihar uthi aur deri se kehne lagi "pyaar yeh sab" aur main ne usay choomtey hu kaha kuch bhi nahi hoga aur usey dheerey dheerey se bistar par bitha diya aur uskay kurtey ko poora utaar diya sirf white jaali wali braa mein upar ka bhag ko jese chandan ka chamk raha jya gori gori baahne thi aur main ne kurtay ko side mein rakh diya usnay apney dono haath se apnay chahti ko choopnay ki koshish kar rahi thi mein ne dono haathon ko hatakar usay galey se laga kar kaha pagal dar mat kuch nahi hoga fir usnay bhi mujhay lipat liya aur kaha tum baat kisi se kahogay to nahi, main ne kaha hum dono ke elawa kisi ko pata nahi chalega aur uska shalwar bhi utaar diya ab woh mere saamnay sirf braa aur chaddi mein thi aur kuch jhijak rahi thi mera lund to pehle se hi bahaat tah main ne apnay kapray bhi utaar diye ab main ne uskay chahti ko sehlatey hue 2 baar chooma aur woh garam hogayi.

Choomnay lagi main ne dheerey se uksa brra bhi utaar diya aur uskay bade bade chahti dekh kar main poori tarha se unpay jhapat pada aur behisab choomna laga woh bhi garam ho kar mujhay choomnay lagi main ne usey chahti se leker pet tak choomtey choomtey uski chaddi bhi utaar di uski gulabhi choot ke upar chotey chotey se baal dekh kar main ne poocha shave ki thi usnay kaha haan kuch din pehli hi ki thi aur main uski choot chaatnay laga woh siskiy le rahi thi aaaahh aaah "main ne kaha mera choosay gi woh dheerey se muskura di main smajh gaya ki iska matlab haan hi hai aur main ne uskay mooh ke paas lund le gaya aur kaha ab choos bhi le koi dekh raha thodi hai aur maja bhi to ayega usnay hasntey hue mooh mein le liya aur must choosnay lagi main uskay chahti ko sehla raha tah fir main ne kaha ki palat jaa main tera choosta hoon tu mera choosna woh maan gayi hum dono 69 pos mein ek doosrey ka choosnay laga kareeb 6-7 min ke baad main ne usay leta diya aur kaha ab main tujhay choodonga to woh boli dekh ke main pehli baad chudai karwa rah hun dheerey dheerey karan mein ne kaha haa theek hai fir mein crream ki bottlee le kar aya thoda sa uskay choot pe aur thoda apna lund pe lagaya uski choosay itna paani aaraha tah ki creamm ki jaroorat nahi thi choot ke paani ke saath crream thodsa sa paani paani hogaya fir main ne apna lund uskay choot pe rakha aur uski chahti ko pakday hue bola ke dekh shuru mein thoda dard hoga par thodey der mei hi maja ayega usne kaha ki theek hai par tum dheerey dheerey karna main ne deher se choot ke upar lund rakha kar dhaka dene laga jesey hi lund ka upri hissa andar gaya woh cheek padi "muuuummmmy aaaahh aaaaah hooo chod de raha bohet dard horaha hai" main ne lund ko thoda aur andar dalnay ki koshish ki to woh aur siskiya lene lagi "aaaaha mere raja" aur usnay mujhay jor say pakdtey hue kaha ki thoda dheerey main bhi usay aur jor se lipata gaya aur dheerey se lund ko aur andar daal diya woh siskatey hue mujhay aur lipta li aur uskay mooh ko main choomnay laga aur main dheerey dheerey lund chalanay laga aur thode der tak dard sehlana ke baad uski "aahaaah haaaa aaaah" ki awaj bhi kam hogayi main ne uskay chahti ko choomtey hue poocha ki maja araha hai ki nahi mujhay apnay aur khinchti hue boli ki bohet maja araha hai aur woh boli chud utha ke chudane lagi thodi der karna ke baad achankak mera lund bahar aa gaya main ne fir se choot mein daal diya main ne jhaadnay laga to main ne kaha ki andar hi jhaad jaon to aur usnay kaha tumhari marji hai main ne kaha theek hai andar hi jhaad doong jabhi to tumhar maja ayega aur main ne teji dikha mein bohet jor se jhada aur main ek dum usay lipat gaya hum dono thodi der tak waisay hi pade rahe fir hum ne dekhe ki uski choot say khoon nikal raha tah woh khoon dekh kar ronay lagi main ne usay smajh jaatey hue kaha ki pehli baar main ladkiyon seal tootne ke karan khoon ata hai aur fir main usay batrum le gaya aur uski choot saaf ki aur fir dono ne apnay kapday pehne aur woh mujhsay boli kisi ko pata to nahi chalega na nahi to mai to mar jaungi main ne kaha arey pagal kisi ko nahi pata chalega aur usay fir ek chooma diya woh bhi mujhsay lipatey hue boli leken humey aisa nahi karna chahiye tah main ne kaha jo hogaya so hogaya ab sochnay se bolnay se kuch badal to nahi jayega dosto main aise hi aur ek maukay ki talash mein hoon kyu ki pooja ki choot ki choot abhi must tight hai aur maja bhi bohet aya usay chodnay mein...

Haa dosto to kesi kahani lagi aap ko mujhay umeed hai achi lagi hogi. 

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Nafraton Main Dard Sad Urdu Poetry Sms

Kaun Kehta Hai Nafraton Main Dard Hai Mohsin,  Kuch Mohabbatein Bhai Bari Azziyat Naak Hoti Hai!!!

Kaun Kehta Hai Nafraton Main Dard Hai Mohsin,

Kuch Mohabbatein Bhai Bari Azziyat Naak Hoti Hai!!!




Saturday, July 12, 2014

Humnaam Tera Urdu Shayari Sms

 Hum Ko Acha Nahi Lagta Koi Humnaam Tera,  Koi Tujh Say Ho To Phir Naam Bhi Tujh Jesa Rakhy...

Hum Ko Acha Nahi Lagta Koi Humnaam Tera,

Koi Tujh Say Ho To Phir Naam Bhi Tujh Jesa Rakhy...


Chahton Ka Wajood Urdu Shayari Sms

Toot Saa Gaya Hai Meri Chahton Ka Wajood, Ab Koi Acha Bhi Lagay To Hum Izhaar Nahi Kartay....

Toot Saa Gaya Hai Meri Chahton Ka Wajood,

Ab Koi Acha Bhi Lagay To Hum Izhaar Nahi Kartay....


Friday, July 11, 2014

Kiss For You ASCII Sms

Kiss for you….
* * ( ‘ “”() Bye
* (“( ‘o’, ) bye
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Sweet Dreams !

Coffee Tea Or Milk ASCII Sms

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I—/I TEA? or
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/ MILK?
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